Pee Standing Up

In one of the best comparisions we’ve made ever since Elvis and Yogi Bear, we compare the archery related sport Popinjay with the P Mate.

Let’s go phase by phase and start out with the metrics:

Definition:

• Popinjay is a shooting sport which involves rifles and archery equipment.

• The P Mate is a female urinating device which lets women Pee Standing Up.

Working:

• In Popinjay, all you have to do is pick up a shooting or archery equipment and give it a whirl and try to shoot one of the wooden targets.
• With the P Mate, you have to wear the device - aim properly and shoot at the potty hole. Got the target? Bingo!

Events:

• A Popinjay festival is held every year in May.
• No festival or event yet for the P Mate.

Historically Speaking:

• Popinjay dates back to the 15th century and has its origins in Scotland.
• The P Mate isn’t old enough to have a history of sorts

So, there we go..

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You’ve probably been to a couple of restroom’s - The first thing you see in a restroom which takes your attention are the signs.

Some restrooms are world famous just because of the weird signs and symbols they have in them!

Here are a few weird restroom signs:

• Sci Fi Female Restroom Sign

This is probably one of those restroom symbol’s borrowed from startek or Gattaca - It really makes a lot of sense!

Sometimes, this makes me wonder whether its one of the moder art collections of Pablo Piccaso.

• Uni Race Restroom Sign

Unity of all Races seems to have been the idea behind this restroom sign!

Nelson Mandela would be proud of this! *tear drop*

• Super Funny Restroom Sign

That’s one super cool restroom sign - Ever heard of the fountain of youth? - See that in action here!

• Do Not Squat on the Toilet Seat

The person who installed that sign board must have really been a genius - to have used the toilet without squatting!

That pretty much wraps up this edition of funny restroom signs.

But hey, wait!

You’ve been to a couple of public restrooms and you obviously know how hard it is to use these places unless your a guy.

So, that’s why we’ve created the P Mate so that you can Pee in freedom - just like a guy.

Pee Standing Up with the P Mate!

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In the immortal words of James Brown:

“This is a man’s world But it would be nothing without a woman or a girl”~ 1966 Though the depth or meaning of his lyrics may not have included the idea of women standing to pee, I venture to guess that at some point in his life he gave it some thought. Ironic given his history…

Historically, Women were taught the social mores of control…

…while men were afforded the ability to relieve themselves in a pee pot. Even today, if you notice in “developed” countries the men’s toilet is always the closest. One might ask, is that because they have less control in a real physiological way, are they stupid and get lost easily, or are they more deserving? I would venture to guess that it is more sort of a tradition carry-over that few people question.

Publicly peeing standing up is a natural expectation for men…

…women on the other hand must seek more shelter in order to be acceptable. Since BC 2500 we as a species have had toilets, but not until the early 1700’s in Europe was consideration for both Peeing sexes established. For the first time the designation of men’s & women’s separate toilets appeared in Paris.

Women who pee standing up will revolutionize all former social virtues.

Not only does the p-mate offer ultimate freedom, it begs to question our norms as a culture. For images of the soon to be past:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hlablue/512678242/

Ready to start standing while you pee?

Order your P-Mate today!

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