Pee Standing Up

In one of the best comparisions we’ve made ever since Elvis and Yogi Bear, we compare the archery related sport Popinjay with the P Mate.

Let’s go phase by phase and start out with the metrics:

Definition:

• Popinjay is a shooting sport which involves rifles and archery equipment.

• The P Mate is a female urinating device which lets women Pee Standing Up.

Working:

• In Popinjay, all you have to do is pick up a shooting or archery equipment and give it a whirl and try to shoot one of the wooden targets.
• With the P Mate, you have to wear the device - aim properly and shoot at the potty hole. Got the target? Bingo!

Events:

• A Popinjay festival is held every year in May.
• No festival or event yet for the P Mate.

Historically Speaking:

• Popinjay dates back to the 15th century and has its origins in Scotland.
• The P Mate isn’t old enough to have a history of sorts

So, there we go..

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Are you an Adventure Tourism freak?

So am I - Adventure tourism sure is enjoyable but it can get nasty at times!

Especially when your out in the wilderness or are exploring remote,exotic and hostile landscapes.

Adventure tourism has become a great recreation for adventure,tourism and nature enthusiasts and is on its way to becoming a revolutionary new way of seeing new places and experiencing new environs.

When you are out there exploring new places, you may have come through diverse experiences while trying to get to a loo:

Like This…

Or This…

Imagine having a need to attend nature’s call in a place like the Australian outback!

Don’t you wish that you we’re really a guy so that you could actually Pee Standing Up in these kinda situations?

Why, you too can do that now!

With our amazing new product which lets you pee standing up like a guy!

Enjoy the benefits of owning a P Mate Today!

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I have to admit… I was a little puzzled myself when I saw my first Chinese public toilet. The first thing that went through my mind was: “Are those ridged areas for my knees or my feet on each side?!”

If you’ve never seen one yourself, here’s a great example sent in by one of our customers:

Step-by-Step Guide to Using a Chinese Public Bathroom

1. Preparation
   Make sure you have tissues, sanitizer, and especially your P-Mate out of your bags. Post up your bags on the hooks, and if there are none provided make sure you have your bags securely fastened (duct tape?) so they don’t fall or swing out while you are relieving yourself.
2. Assume the Position
   As I soon learned, the ridges on either side of the bowl are for your feet (not your knees). Here’s the trick: unfasten your pants/shorts and lower both your trousers and your underwear at the same time. You’ll have to push them just past your knees, to that spot that allows them to sit fixed in that position. At this point, your fanny will be hanging in the wind so-to-speak, and you should be in a squatting position.

   If you have a P-Mate, you can skip this step, because you will you will be able to pee standing up normally.

3. Re-Alignment
   Before you let it go, you’ll need to make sure that you are as low as possible and that your pants (especially if they are baggy) are tucked up and in a position away from possible splash-back.

   If you have a P-Mate, you can skip this step, because you will you will be able to pee standing up normally.

4. Let it GO!
   Hopefully this process will take longer than reading these instructions, because at this point your legs are going to start to get sore. If there is a wall or a door, use that to support yourself.

   If you have a P-Mate, this step will be easy, as you won’t be hovering over the bowl and feeling your legs shake with strain!

5. Clean Up
   If there is a basket next to the bowl, like the one in the picture above, your tissues should go in there. If there isn’t a basket, then you simply dispose of the tissues down the bowl itself.

During your travels, pee standing up with the P-Mate.

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Welcome to P-standingup.com’s caption contest!

Simply send us your caption entry in the comment form below…

…and for those that are wondering: Yes, this is a real bathroom in a real establishment — and it’s not from a 3rd world country.

This Caption Contest has made possible by the P-Mate

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Minneapolis, MN - Grizzly Creek Enterprises today announced that it will expand into a new venture, featuring a disposable paper device named P-Mate - designed to allow women to urinate standing up. This is a new division of Grizzly Creek, and will be named P-Standing Up. The product is presently showcased on the world wide web at p-standingup.com.

“We’ve found a revolutionary product; one that is quite well known in Europe, and I believe this will be just as popular with American women,” said Jamie Holland, spokesperson and vice president for domestic sales.

“This is a small, pocket sized and disposable device that allows women the freedom to enjoy all of the outdoor activities they always have, but without the restriction and complication of needing nearby sanitary bathroom facilities.

“The days of struggling to find a sanitary place to urinate at festivals, while camping, hiking, boating, or other outdoor events are over,” she said. “With the P-Mate, you simply find an appropriate location and experience complete hygienic freedom as men have always done…pee standing up!”

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